Name: Your Heart is Colder Than the North Pole
Duration: P00H01M45S
Description: This song is written about Sabrina Marie Perez. I'm serious about every lyric in this song. Dead serious.

Your Heart is Colder Than the North Pole

from Drunk On Christmas Spirits by Better Promises

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This song is written about Sabrina Marie Perez. I'm serious about every lyric in this song. Dead serious.

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I hope on your drive back home this christmas
You get hit by a big fat big rig
But you will still be alive
Your christmas spirit will be the only thing that dies
I hope you get nothing on your wish list
And that Your stocking is full of Santa's piss
I hope you drink moldy eggnog
I hope for christmas all you get is socks
I hope you spill hot coco on your favorite shirt
And then your christmas cookies all get burnt
I hope that castroville gets hit by a tsunami and then a big fat blizzard
But you will still be alive
Your house frozen solid in ice
Actually that kinda sounds cool, pun intended
Like living in an igloo
But you won't be happy about anything at all
It will be colder then the north pole
You'll get frostbite and loose the feeling
On all your fingers and toes (it gets worse)
I hope someone collapses your gingerbread house
And then an earthquake collapses your real house
I hope you get trapped between the floor and the roof
And in the process you break your neck too
I hope termites start eating your christmas tree
And then the termites start eating you alive
You'll stay trapped there for long enough and no one will find you
Until you eventually die

I don't care how but I hope you die on christmas day
I hope it happens in the most festive of ways
Since we are no longer housemates
You might as well be dead

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from Drunk On Christmas Spirits, released December 24, 2014
Sam Schooley may have helped me with a line or two. i'm not sure. i was drinking a bunch of...egg nog.

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